SpriteRemixClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Red Christmas]

Very nice.

Good animation, good expression of the song's lyrics, pretty good overall.

[StrawberryvsGhost(Clocks)]

Wow.

You used the same annoying, metallic, high pitched noise for every smash of the sword and scythe, you drew SBC and death horribly, and you used gradients.

This was just awful. I'd be ashamed of myself if I made a movie like this, but for now, I'll be ashamed enough for both of us.

[HDD Problems]

To put it bluntly

This movie was pure bland, flavorless gruel. It simply illustrates in a long, drawn out, boring manner, your problems with Technical Support, and how you somehow managed to fuck up using Strawberry Clock as a comic relief character.

While the graphics were simple and easy to look at, your sense of perspective is atrocious, and when someone actually attempts perspective in their movies, like yourself, it's good to point that out.

There wasn't any build up or climax in the movie, just some poor jokes and a short storyline with several holes.

Lastly, it's called a hard drive, not a hard disk drive.

MetalClock responds:

erm.. the thing is i didn't use any perspective.. Ah, anyway thanks for taking your time, sorry you didn't like it tho

[Whatever!]

Where to start......

Your choice of song is short, overplayed, overrated, and stupid.

The drawings looked very crude and child-like, and the countown at the beginning is totally unnecessary and time wasting.

Your other work is much better, I hate to see you try and put effort into something like THIS.

[Lord Of The Runes 5]

Per your request, I won't flame you

But obviously the reason the file size of your flash is so big is because you didn't bother to optimize it. It's a great load of wait on people trying to load the flash, and it obviously took no time and effort.

The graphics are terrible, the tweens were atrocious, and it appears that you don't even know how to fully use flash yet.

Please try harder.

GloLax responds:

THANK YOU

[TERMINATOR3]

This DID make me laugh

Sounds like the people were voiced by an eight year old french school girl.

Horrible drawings, too.

[Orange's lightsabre]

It was alright

One important thing you have to remember is that it's spelled lightsaber, not lightsabre.

It was a pretty good flash, but the ending was pretty bad, and it seemed a little out of place with the rest of the movie.

[Knoxs "Resident Evil"6]

HAHAHAHA

It's easy to imagine an ugly nerd uttering a bunch of weak "ahhh"s into a microphone, probably because he had to keep the retard noises down.

Once again, all you did was rip the movie and add your own words, which you did an infinitely bad job of.

Knox responds:

korn sucks :)

[Knoxs "Resident Evil"2]

HAHAHA

The replacement dialogue is pretty fucking funny! I rarely laugh out loud at movies I see, but this movie did that for me!

Knox responds:

i get that alot

[Freddyvsjason Preview 2]

Pointless

Why are you making a preview that is exactly like the trailer in theaters NOW for a movie that you aren't releasing?

It would have made more sense to make a tribute to Jason and Freddy, instead of copying something else everyone already knows about.

Peter-g responds:

Why am i doing this ? and how the fuck is this exactly like it ? the real one didint have metallica ! the real one didint have jason throwing freddy or freddy and jason fighting in hell , or jason about to fight giant freddy (whitch was my idea) theres only like 3 scenes in this that was like the real preview , christ man .