SpriteRemixClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Command & Conquer WZHS]

Hey, I'm iPod.

I'm not even kidding you. I scud bugged you. Seeing this dumb movie now makes me realize how good it felt.

Killerratte responds:

Yeah sure you are.

[Bitclock Interview]

Perfection. Truly.

This movie is so true and now one of my favorites ps. reply to this review and I will love you long time

Koalaclock responds:

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[StrangeClock Goesto Miami]

This movie gave me a pain in the dick

It's a good pain

joeneato responds:

golly, yes.

[HDD Problems]

To put it bluntly

This movie was pure bland, flavorless gruel. It simply illustrates in a long, drawn out, boring manner, your problems with Technical Support, and how you somehow managed to fuck up using Strawberry Clock as a comic relief character.

While the graphics were simple and easy to look at, your sense of perspective is atrocious, and when someone actually attempts perspective in their movies, like yourself, it's good to point that out.

There wasn't any build up or climax in the movie, just some poor jokes and a short storyline with several holes.

Lastly, it's called a hard drive, not a hard disk drive.

MetalClock responds:

erm.. the thing is i didn't use any perspective.. Ah, anyway thanks for taking your time, sorry you didn't like it tho

[Lord Of The Runes 5]

Per your request, I won't flame you

But obviously the reason the file size of your flash is so big is because you didn't bother to optimize it. It's a great load of wait on people trying to load the flash, and it obviously took no time and effort.

The graphics are terrible, the tweens were atrocious, and it appears that you don't even know how to fully use flash yet.

Please try harder.

GloLax responds:

THANK YOU

[Knoxs "Resident Evil"6]

HAHAHAHA

It's easy to imagine an ugly nerd uttering a bunch of weak "ahhh"s into a microphone, probably because he had to keep the retard noises down.

Once again, all you did was rip the movie and add your own words, which you did an infinitely bad job of.

Knox responds:

korn sucks :)

[Knoxs "Resident Evil"2]

HAHAHA

The replacement dialogue is pretty fucking funny! I rarely laugh out loud at movies I see, but this movie did that for me!

Knox responds:

i get that alot

[Freddyvsjason Preview 2]

Pointless

Why are you making a preview that is exactly like the trailer in theaters NOW for a movie that you aren't releasing?

It would have made more sense to make a tribute to Jason and Freddy, instead of copying something else everyone already knows about.

Peter-g responds:

Why am i doing this ? and how the fuck is this exactly like it ? the real one didint have metallica ! the real one didint have jason throwing freddy or freddy and jason fighting in hell , or jason about to fight giant freddy (whitch was my idea) theres only like 3 scenes in this that was like the real preview , christ man .

[Silent Hill 3 Soundtrack]

.........

You would make a flash full of songs...........why?

ElementsClock responds:

Just shut the fuck up. I have searched for the songs for a long time, and then I had to work on the flash. FUCK YOU. At least try to say something else other than ‘Why’.

[1944 (preview)]

What in the hell?

The graphics were kind of bad, the jokes were just AWFUL, and your spelling was atrocious.

If you're not going to make a flash proper and presentable, why bother making a flash at all?

Mech-Warrior responds:

-I know the jokes are bad, there is NO jokes.

-Bad graphics? Try flash once in your life. I know they are not so good but its not THAT bad...

-"If you're not going to make a flash proper and presentable" Well I made that film for my friends and I decided that other people could see it too.