Score: 2

"Hey, I'm iPod."

submission: Command & Conquer WZHS

date: May 3, 2007

I'm not even kidding you. I scud bugged you. Seeing this dumb movie now makes me realize how good it felt.

Score: 10

"Ironic"

submission: 111 - Gosford Park 2

date: October 9, 2005

This movie was so good it made me constipated

Score: 10

"Perfection. Truly."

submission: Bitclock Interview

date: September 5, 2005

This movie is so true and now one of my favorites ps. reply to this review and I will love you long time

Score: 10

"This movie gave me a pain in the dick"

submission: StrangeClock Goesto Miami

date: July 21, 2005

It's a good pain

Score: 10

"Listen, Orange...."

submission: RUN TO THE HILLS!

date: March 22, 2005

YOUR MOTHER

Score: 0

"Damnit, TurdClock."

submission: pube muppit collection:T3

date: July 19, 2004

If you're going to keep making movies, stop making them about StrawberryClock and Pube Muppet, seeing as both of those characters are tired and old jokes no one intelligent likes any longer.

Get original, damnit.

Score: 8

"This is the first Lock flash I have liked."

submission: Lock Hawk Down Part One

date: May 28, 2004

And I totally hate the shit out of the Lock Legion, so you know it's gotta be good.

Fucking good work. I like the simplistic art style especialy.

Score: 10

"Spectacular."

submission: Save our souls trailer

date: May 8, 2004

This far exceeded my expectations. Nice work! I love the attention to detail, as well.

Score: 10

""FUCK YOU MATE""

submission: Fascist Beatdown

date: April 10, 2004

OH MY GOD, I FUCKING LOVE IT. GOD, THAT WAS LIKE AN ORGASM.

Score: 0

"Well"

submission: Roboclock

date: March 20, 2004

To be fair, I DID enjoy the letters in Times New Roman.

But that's pretty much as far as my enjoyment went.